A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
I hate this pseudo apathy that everyone has nowadays, like they think it ain’t cool to care about stuff. Well let me tell u son, there are lots of cool things to care about like dogs and space and holding hands and science and music and art and how the sky looks when the sun sets, and if u think you’re too cool to be passionate about something as incredible as this life then thats really sad and idk what to tell u
WELLL I CAN SKIP DOING HOMEWORK JUST AS WELL AFTER. which I am doing now by going to bed. “I AM MOOT” you’re precious and i treasure your wording
eveningsandcoffeespoons ha respondido a tu publicación “mainly, i am concerned with the gre what to post about on my grown up…”
oh shoot gre that reminds me of personal statements dangnabit I’ve been skipping on homework when I could have been doing that and skipping on homework productively brb
i would tell you not to worry about it and finish skipping on homework BUT YOU ARE TOO QUICK FOR ME AND I AM MOOT
melinda-qiaolian-may ha respondido a tu publicación “Favorite thing about Agent May: her ability to level up her already…”
Ahh, which ep are you on?
Son of Coul was verbally day dreaming about becoming a pilot and asked May what she liked most about it and she’s all, “The solitude.”
and i briefly saw sarcasm heaven